Tuesday 25 January 2011

BLEEDIN' IMMIGRANTS................................

Quite literally -

Man Stabbed To Death In 'No-Go' Street

A man has died and three others have been injured after being stabbed during a street fight in Kent.


Plastic sheeting covers an area where the fight broke out on Marine Terrace.

Officers were called to Marine Terrace in Folkestone after an argument started outside a house where a party was going on.

Four people were taken to hospital with stab wounds following the brawl which was between groups of people of Middle Eastern origin.

One of the victims died from his wounds and another remains in a critical condition.

Kent Police have arrested one man in connection with the incident and officers expect to detain a number of other people.

Chief Supt Chris Hogben said: "We are investigating this serious incident which appears to be the result of a dispute between two groups of Middle Eastern people.

"We also have specialist officers working within the community to reduce these tensions."

A terraced property is at the centre of the investigation and surrounding roads have been cordoned off.

Detectives have already spoken to a number of witnesses but are appealing for anyone else with information to come forward.

Resident Malcolm Montgomery, 64, a retired police officer, said the area was a no-go zone after dark.

He said: "All I heard was that there had been a stabbing and that someone had died.

"It's not a quiet area by any stretch. I don't feel happy about going out after dark to be honest.

"It's because of the clientele that this area attracts."

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There i was just lying in bed listening to the after-midnight news when a radio version of the above came crackling over the airwaves. Straightaway i though 'have the local indigenous folk all of a sudden starting carrying knives and started fighting amongst one another instead of using fists as they have done for the last 2 millenium???'

Common sense prevailed and it was just as i thought.........

A load of fucking lowlife immigrant scumbags that should never been let throught the Channel Tunnel to reduce our customs and traditions to their 3rd world fucking standards.

From Eastern Europe eastwards that is the way the way that lowlife like this sort things out and then they think they can carry on like that over here - the truth is that the Police allow this scenario to develop, at the expense and to the detriment of the local and indigenous residents.

Ambulances and Paramedics were quick to the scene paid for by the generous British public but apart from tending wounds could'nt make head or tail of it until that all-important element withoutwhich the Local Authority cannot function to full effect.........................the fucking translator!

These useless parasites turned out to be Afghans - SORRY, what the fuck are our troops doing over there when there are specialised knife-wielding locals that could put these skills to good use back in their homeland!!!

The sad fact is that only one of these twats bled out......................

CLINT SAYS -

Tuesday 18 January 2011

ELTON JOHN OR DAVID FURNISH -WHO'S THE DADDY????????????

Meet The Fockers.


Bringing up baby..............


Of course, little Zachary will want for nothing........materialy-speaking potential heir to an as-we-speak £175 million fortune. Nothing except for knowing who your parents actually are?
It's difficult enough when it is just 'straight' adoption when both blood-parents are actually known never mind when you are an egg from one donor and then carried in the womb of another woman (brings another meaning to the phrase 'cash-cow'). As for the 'Father' - who actually donated the sperm? Common sense would dictate that it would have to have been 'Rocket Mans'.

As sperm works better at a moderate room-type temperature (too cold and the little critters wont swim too warm and they die off, bit like tadpoles) Davids participation would probably been to have carried Eltons spunk around in his mouth (wonder how it got there?) and puke it up into a willing and waiting vagina! I would have thought that the sight of a fanny to a poof would have been a real incentive to chuck up. It can be for some of us heterosexuals as well.

Below -Eltons' reaction upon being shown a picture of a vagina.


It's a pity that Elton and David chose to display their 'pride and joy' via the tasteless chav toilet paper that is OK magazine and no doubt add hundreds and thousands of pounds to the kids inheritance. They have already found a couple of willing 'celeb' godparents - you think they might have gone for one of their close friends to who they are already godparents like Liz Hurley or Victoria Beckham..............................................on second thoughts, not a good idea.

They have gone for a couple of New York dykes Ingrid Sishy and Sandy Brant valued for their privacy and discretion.


Above - Ingrid and Sashy remain tight-lipped.

Sishy was chosen by Elton to 'ghost-write' his auto-biography a while ago whilst Brant was present at his 'civil' ceremony whereas Hurley and Becks just came for drinks later on!

So let's get this clear - he gets somebody to write his life story, somebody to donate an egg, somebody to carry the baby and he will probably have a cartload of illegal Mexicans to bring the kid up. So, Elton, just what the fuck will you actually be doing?

Bear in mind that he did go through a few hoops to try and import a child from the Ukraine a while ago.........


Above Right, the one that got away....................

Below - Elton after an unsuccessful shopping trip to Tokyo.

Above - "Anything to declare Sir?"

It's a pity because the country is crawling with Ukrainian skanks more than willing to get married and have a kid for a few hundred quid in order to get a legal toehold in 'Treasure Island PLC' that this country has become and Elton has to go to all that trouble.

There's nowt so queer as folk.............


You 'aint seen me........right!