Saturday 18 December 2010

SEASONAL VEGETABLES......................

Yes it's that time of year. Time to dust off the old slow cooker, look up some Winter recipes and tuck into some nice home-made food.......


The humble Swede............................and a not so humble Swede.

Now, Swedes are a much under-rated vegetable and can be steamed, boiled, roasted or mashed.

Just recently, in Stockholm it has become available as street food, literally, available on the pavement.


Above - street in the centre of Stockholm.


His car should have aroused some suspicion.

A few days ago somebody came up with the novel idea of a new way to serve up.......mashed Swede!

Below - a mashed Swede.

This particular version differs from the traditional way of mashing Swedes - usually with butter or some cream. Instead this has to be prepared, well in advance, in another country and like the example above is displayed, still warm, marinaded in its' own juices.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................tasty!

I'm sorry, was that with fries?


Anything else on the menu?......... Plenty, just check out the 'plat du jour' in The Netherlands, another country that appeased, bent over backwards then got fucked up the arse...........

Islamic Fundamentalism - coming soon to country near you...................

This dish is classified as very unsavoury and has left a bitter taste in the mouths of all tolerant, law-abiding Swedes. Sweden prides itself as a bench-mark for tolerance and freedom of speech, that may have been so in the past but things have radically changed - below is a succint overview of the current situation from an 'outsider'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZtc2ma2GEQ


A lot of these 'suicide' chefs now attend training courses for menu-indoctrination in this country, no need to attend specialist catering seminars in Waziristan or Islamabad.

Left - Luton University, specialising in catering courses that involve self-marinading and flambeau techniques.



Above - Head chef advising a student that with these 'special' recipes should you wish to share it with others, timing is all important

You can always choose a restaurant where safety of the customer is paramount such as this example in...........Tennessee.


Finally, a seasonal message from local taxi-driver - Johnny Jihad..........


" Triple rates, Christmas Day, Fuck You Kuffar! "

Saturday 11 December 2010

CHARLIE GILMOUR - JUST ANOTHER PRICK ON THE WALL...........



"WE DO'NT NEED NO DESECRATION"


Following hard on the heels of Thursdays 'demonstration' it transpires that the Cenotaph-Desecrating-Union-Jack-Swinging-Anarchist is non other than........Charlie Gilmour??????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAe_w9a_IN8


Name ring any bells? It did with me, adopted son of Dave Gilmour of Pink Floyd fame, his birth father is Heathcote Williams, playwright and poet, famous for 'Whale Nation' a superb eco-monologue on mans' association with, reliance on and destruction of the Worlds population of great Whales. Well worth a read or a viewing if you can get hold of either the book or the dvd.



Charlies' mum split from him and bumped into a rock legend and as they say the rest is history.

Did'nt she do well?

Ostensibly, Thursdays' 'demo' was about student grants and how ill-affordable they are, generally-speaking, by the bulk of working-class individuals and how graduates will be locked into debt for the rest of their lives (it's not quite as simple as that but that's another story).

Well, Charlie must have been at 'The Great Gig in the Sky' to show some sort of solidarity with the great unwashed because he 'aint short of a few bob that's for sure........Or his stepfather is'nt.


Above - wannabee anarchist Chaz claims he did'nt know it was the Cenotaph! Where the fuck does he live, in a cave? Does his elite History course at Girton not cover the 1st and 2nd World Wars?

Interestingly Chaz has'nt kept his actual Fathers name, nice one Chaz - the family PR guru probably advised him that to be associated with a multi-millionaire rock-icon would probably do more for his career than a poet would? He has also done some review-doodling for the Grauniad, that would'nt have anything to do with Musmsies scribbling contacts in Fleet Street now, would it?

Mind you if he had'nt changed his name and had been plain old Charlie Williams and i had heard that he had been identified swinging from the Cenotaph, me, being of a certain age i would have thought he's a bit old for that is'nt he???


Above - 70's comedian Charlie Williams shortly before his death and in his heyday.

QUOTE

THAT was Charlie Gilmour, swinging about like a cheeky monkey on the Union Flag hung at the Cenotaph to remember the Glorious Dead. Charlie is better known as Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour’s son.

He’s a Saddo (Sons and daughters of…) trying to carve out his own identity. He is now known as the dickhead son of Dave Gilmore. And we applaud his progress.

But he’s not yet his own man. His mum, Polly Samson, goes onto Twitter:

“Son in a mess after day at protests. Battered and bleeding with smashed phone.”

Says Charlie, who one source claims was on LSD at the apogee of his infamous moment – so, once again, he’s behaving nothing like his dad and being very much his own man:

“I woke up this morning feeling nothing but shame for what I did. I’m so ashamed of myself that I really want to curl up into a ball and die. It’s awful and I’m very sorry.”

To further carve out his own identity, Charlie uses his dad’s PR firm to explain:

“I would like to express my deepest apologies for the terrible insult to the thousands of people who died bravely for our country that my actions represented. My intention was not to attack or defile the Cenotaph. Running along with a crowd of people who had just been violently repelled by the police, I got caught up in the spirit of the moment. I did not realise that it was the Cenotaph and if I had, I certainly would not have done what I did. I feel additionally mortified that my moment of idiocy has distracted so much from the message yesterday’s protest was trying to send out. Those who are commemorated by the Cenotaph died to protect the very freedoms that allow the people of Britain the right to protest and I feel deeply ashamed to have, although unintentionally and unknowingly, insulted the memory of them. Ignorance is the poorest of excuses but I am sincerely sorry.”

UNQUOTE


There's more..........

Rock star's son faces quiz over Cenotaph protest


The son of Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour could be questioned by police after he admitted swinging from a Union Flag on the Cenotaph during the student protests.

Charlie Gilmour, 21, apologised for climbing the memorial to Britain's war dead in Whitehall, central London, saying he was "mortified" by his "moment of idiocy".

The Cambridge University history student said he did not realise it was the Cenotaph and felt "deeply ashamed" by his actions during yesterday's demonstration against higher tuition fees.

He only realised the significance of his actions after seeing pictures of himself in today's newspapers hanging from the flag with his legs dangling, a source said.

Scotland Yard said a 19-year-old man was held last night on suspicion of causing criminal damage in relation to the Cenotaph incident.

It is understood that this was not Mr Gilmour and there could be further arrests as the investigation progresses.

Mr Gilmour said in a statement: "I would like to express my deepest apologies for the terrible insult to the thousands of people who died bravely for our country that my actions represented.

"I feel nothing but shame. My intention was not to attack or defile the Cenotaph. Running along with a crowd of people who had just been violently repelled by the police, I got caught up in the spirit of the moment.

"I did not realise that it was the Cenotaph and if I had, I certainly would not have done what I did.

"I feel additionally mortified that my moment of idiocy has distracted so much from the message yesterday's protest was trying to send out.

"Those who are commemorated by the Cenotaph died to protect the very freedoms that allow the people of Britain the right to protest and I feel deeply ashamed to have, although unintentionally and unknowingly, insulted the memory of them.

"Ignorance is the poorest of excuses but I am sincerely sorry."

Mr Gilmour is on the books of modelling agency Select Model Management and has tried his hand as a journalist, but is now studying history at Girton College, Cambridge.

He is the son of writer and journalist Polly Samson and his father is the poet and playwright Heathcote Williams, her first husband. He was later adopted by the Pink Floyd musician when she remarried.

In an interview earlier this year, he talked about being bought two Savile Row suits before he headed off to university.

A Cambridge University spokesman said: "This incident took place outside term time in London and is a matter for the civil authorities."

David Gilmour's former bandmate Roger Waters lost his father in the Second World War and has written about his loss extensively throughout his career, including in a number of Pink Floyd songs.

The moving track When The Tigers Broke Free chronicles an attack on the Royal Fusiliers by German Tiger tanks.

Waters' father, Eric Fletcher Waters, served in the Fusiliers and died during Operation Shingle.

UNQUOTE


Above - Pink Floyds album cover The Final Cut depicting a poppy and a row of medals.


Left - Charlie rousing the troops and Right - is this the face of an Anarchist?

He claims to 'have been on LSD', where did he get it from and who are the drug dealers? He probably lives on an estate but i'll bet the only sink will be a nice Belfast. The picture on the right is a young agency one, he is still on an agencies' books - Oooooooooh you rebel!!!

In between exhorting his fellow Millionaires to 'Push forward, push forward' he was quoting Byron to the Police lines.....Now we all know that a large % of Plods are in need of some ejucation but is'nt Byron setting the bar a little high? I would have thought more Pam Ayres for starters.

Below - Pam, proper poet, the Peoples Poet.


" 'Twas a sunny day in Trafalgar Square
I 'spied a Cunt with long Black 'air
I said get down from that flag up there
Or i'll petrol bomb your pubic hair
He said Fuck Off i'm the ghost of Byron!
Saviour of students, drugs i'm high on...
The cops they shouted 'down from up there'
Fuck Off he said, i'm a millionaire
Mum and dad were so pissed off
Their sons' an anarchist, not a toff........"

Perhaps Chuck thinks he is the re-born personification of the noble poet, after all, Byron was rumoured to have indulged in drugs and liked the odd pugilistic knock-about.....He also defended the Luddites, a cause to which he was not born to or affected by. Byron also fought against the Ottomans during the Greek War of Independence so maybe Chaz will volunteer his services to Afghanistan to help out 'our boys' although i ca'nt see him straying very far from his allowance and the Cambridge totty and he wo'nt be allowed to fly back from Helmand Province because he has a modelling photo-shoot!


Above - Chuck at his next photo-shoot.

Cameron wants the Met to round up all suspects and prosecute, i would'nt hold your breath on seeing this pampered twat in court anytime soon. Not with his stepdad worth the GDP of several sub-Saharan countries.

Ignorance is a poor excuse, he says, in court it would be no excuse Chaz. He has shown speedy remorse via his stepdads PR spokesman - that's the way Chaz, use the family money and contacts like you've probably done all your useless fucking life, so far. After all you initially denied it on Facebook, allegedly.

Sadly the main item of news that this event will probably be remembered for is the attempted trashing of Charles and Camillas roller. A good software programme should nail somebody based on the reflection in the window and a decent garage should sort out the car, if they can get a 2 for 1 deal Camilla could probably do with a touch up - oooooooooooh Matron!




IMPORTANT NOTE TO THE POLICE

Is it only passengers in Rolls Royces' that are exempt from wearing seatbelts? The picture above clearly shows 2 well-known individuals that can not only be traced by the number plate but somebody will knowwhere they live and does he not remember what happened the last time a wife of his did'nt where a seat belt!


Left - no need to belt up i'm an indestructable Royal, Right - oooops!

Things will never change in this country whilst people in a priveliged position can break the law
and normal, decent, working-class people who are the backbone of this country be it as tax-payers or cannon-fodder for whatever first-past-the-fucking-post political party are in power are treated as second-class citizens with less rights, legal recourse and allocated funds than prisoners in jail or illegal immigrants that hav'nt paid into the pot.........

Chaz - all you have is money so donate a wedge to Help for Heroes and do something fucking useful for once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_anbEJsr6s


Remember...........

You 'aint sin me.......

IF YOU LIKED THIS THEN YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS
http://stourbridgerantboy.blogspot.com/2011/07/charlie-gilmours-gap-year2.html

Thursday 9 December 2010

FUCKING STUDENTS.......................................

Or were they???

I refer to yesterdays so-called 'demonstration' against the raising of student 'contributions' held in and around Trafalgar Square.

I have no doubt that there were a lot of students there, the bulk engaging in 'peaceful' protest, to which we are all entitled to indulge in from time to time. But you ca'nt help thinking that 'rent-a-mob' were there in force!!!



Now - i am no fan of the Police, per se, particularly the agressive, overbearing and belligerant thugs that seem to be increasingly attracted by the allure of power and control that they feel is such an important part of the job these days. However, if people are allowed to act in the manner so openly displayed yesterday then what hope is there for 'lawful assembly'? The powers that be will waste no time in demanding evermore draconian laws in which to inhibit civil rights to the tax-paying, law-abiding citizen IMHO.

At the end of the day the Police are there to do a job, it's a shit job but the thin Blue line (or not so thin these days), is a neccesary evil unfortunately and do not deserve or have to put up with these scumbags.

The right-hand picture above shows an unmounted horse which had been attacked with sticks and an iron bar.........What sort of scumbags do that? They should be found and sentenced to a PUBLIC FUCKING IN SAINSBURYS.



Above - Destruction of the Xmas tree donated by the Norwegian people as a gesture of friendship, very diplomatic and Right somebody who got caught up in the melee and would rather have not been there.............. with a student...

The Yoof of today -


Hanging from the Union Jack at the Cenotaph! - dedicated to Heroes that paid with their lives so that a cunt like that can live in a country and be allowed to do something like that - i hope the useless twat appreciates irony...



What could you possibly say to condone an act like THAT - this twat is not fit to like the boots of Churchills statue never mind the great man himself. I really hope that they catch this disgusting fucker before he pollutes any more national monuments. As soon as a picture is obtained he will be featured on.........CUNTWATCH.

It makes me ashamed to be English.


Animals, just doing their job, being mistreated and a horse.



What would Winston say? "Where are those fucking students?"

"We shall fight them on the benches!"


"We'll fight them on the beaches, we shall defend our island, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall never surrender"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IHadByMvXk

Below - 2 images 60 years but only several hundred yards apart.


Ordinary, decent, working people in this country are under pressure, there is a lot of anger out there. Opinion of the Police and Politicians are very low, the latter probably at an all-time low. There is a lot of resentment with the current way the country is being run and the effects of the dire state of the economy are being felt everywhere and not just in the area of student funding.

People are fed up with this country being taken for a soft touch with both our economy and sovereign rights being handed out of our control like confetti - just ask anybody with a modicum of opinion and common sense, in the shops, in the pubs, anywhere. It's not surprising that people are angry - sometimes, just sometimes peaceful demonstration does not work, our leaders do not take any notice.

I do not condone the activities of above, i will make that clear.

The student funding issue is important and contributions of one sort or another will have to be made but not a situation of education for the rich at the expense of the poor. where the fuck is the work? More people work in retail than in manufacturing, where is the retail money going to come from if nobody is earning? Raising money from people who can least afford it is not the way. A talented, educated, motivated population is a neccessity, not a luxury. Iran has 4 million unemployed under-25's at degree level, do you want all them over here as asylum seekers?

There are ways to save money, lots of ways, i do'nt have a magic wand or all the ideas but some cuts have to be made and these are areas where i would start, unpalatable as it might seem...

1. Cut foreign aid, why are we giving money to our competitors? This is a throwback to the days when we had an Empire. Well we do'nt now and i for one will not apoligise for slavery and spices etc etc. Why do we give £300 million to India when they are engaged in a multi-million dollar deal with the Soviet Union to buy next-generation jet fighters?????????

2. Trim the military by all means but not front line. Those poor bastards need all the help they can get. Start with the procurement division and all the Piccadilly Commando's in fucking Whitehall.

3. Social security - obviously needs re-forming. I would be more than happy to work for any unemployment benefit but not at less than minimum wage as is being suggested. The minimum wage has now become the maximum wage and nobody should work for less in this country. Gang-masters ought to be gang-raped by the people they employ and see what it is like to get a good fucking and anybody employing illegal immigrants should be shot.

4. Immigration and everything associated with it should the most scrutinised. It is THE most talked-about single issue in this country, that and radical muslims. This all needs reforming and not just cost-cutting.

There would be enough savings in the above to fund Student Loans.

Sadly the 'riots' will probably only be remembered for the fact that Charles and Camilla got attacked. The downside is that his car needs a new paint-job, so does Camilla by the look of her, the upside is that he has seen what the real world can be like for once in his worthless existance! What price rule now Charles? Now that you've seen......mob rule.



Above - Charles and Camilla driving at high speed through the real world.

Finally - a message to all the non-smoking Liberals out there.



"FUCK OFF - the cigar stays"